happy valentines day!

[Dut]

"My childhood was typical.Summers in Rangoon,luge lessons.In the spring we'd make meat helmets.When I was insolent,I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds-pretty standard,really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen,a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breath taking-I suggest you try it"